Jornal de RachelDingle, 12 nov 20

I’ll take this one! Q. Why did Mozart fire his chickens? A. Because they kept saying: “Bach! Bach!”... 😳🤔 

Lol NNWD that was priceless 

that's good one  

Wait, one more... Q. Why did the chicken get fired from her job? A. For fowl behavior! 

😝 

B. Mozart fired his chicken becues he keep crossing the road 

Lol you are on a roll this morning NNWD didn't Chris for this one DP 

Dang, NNWD is on it! 😂 Are you googling chicken jokes? No cheating! 😂 Who needs Chris when we have you? That's right, Jenny.  

Good morning, guys! Jenny, thanks, love. 💖 It’s probably too early for Chris as he is sleeping it off after his last gym sesh and the subsequent 5,000 cal dinner. I am his stand-in in the meantime. Trying to scramble up another chicken joke, but can’t seem to whip one up now. 🤔 

Lol!! I ain’t no cheater! I am a natural comide-hen. 😬 

Q. How do you know a chicken was fired? A. Because it’s laying hard-boiled eggs. Ok, no, that one was stupid. The first two jokes were eggs-cellent though! 🐥🐣 

Lol ok NNWD yeah you are right they usually say number three is the charm I can't agree this time but the other two were good ok DP next comedian lol🤣 

Lol, thanks, Jenny! 💖 Have a lovely morning, all! Time for more coffee for me. 

😂😂😂 dying! ❤️ Diablo asked why I'm smiling at my phone. 😆 

Oh, just some early morning chicken puns fueled by too much caffeine and anxiety! 🐥😝 

Slowly roasted lamb and pork, both full fat with bread baked for a while under the meat so that melting fat pours on it, just before meat gets off the fire, with potatoes deep fried in olive oil, tzatziki, Greek salad with a lot of feta, onion and olive oil, followed by cheese pie.  

Dang Tassos that sounds delicious I gained like five pounds just thinking about that meal😂 

chicken breast with cherry tomatoes and melted mozzarella cheese on top 

Tassos- what time should Jenny and I arrive? 

Dang, Tassos! I’m sweating!