Jornal de Shrewdness, 25 out 21

??? scaring looking, but can't tell what I'm looking at. 

I found this horrifying bug/creature on my chair!!!!😮😳😯 I feel like I know California’s bugs/arthropods, was honestly frighten and made my husband wake up out of a dead sleep to take care of it!🥺 It was his dang 😠😡🤬🤬 lure he left accidentally on the chair!! 🤬🙃 It really fooled me, I thought it was like a new huge potato bug with twenty legs, or a creature from Mars!!!!😳 Why it would be sitting on the chair is beyond me!!🙃 By the way he was a little spooked too, but he had the nerve to touch it, that’s when he realized it was his lure.😡 Maybe, this will help him win the tournament for if it fooled both of us it has to fool a stupid fish. 🎣 Have a Marvelous bug free Monday!🌺 

Oh my!!! 😳 so interesting!!  

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That's funny! 😁 Reminds me of the time my mother called one of her brothers (we lived in East Los Angeles, he lived in Hollywood) to come and kill a hairy thing on the floor that came out from the dust mop and was the size of a sausage patty. He came, looked at it and said, "Dolores, it's not even a spider!" It was a brown fuzzy cover with 2 brown shiny snaps (that my mother thought were the creature's eyes) that was for the bottom of the dust mop, so the metal wouldn't scratch the floor. My uncle told that story for years! 😁  

It's no fun to wake up to that. Logically, I know bugs, many legged creatures are beneficial to nature. They really raise the hair on my body. If I find a spider in my house, it's catch & release. But, if it has more than 8 legs, it's dead meat. smashed beyond recognition. 

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going fishing and wondering what happen to the football headed bass jig dang it that's right i left it in the house 

That’s hilarious Shrew.  

that is funny! Thanks for sharing you are a joy to have around. 

It was interesting, spooky, and maddening Yogagoddess! My hubby always leaves something out somewhere, I never say a word, but this was crazy, I am glad he had to get out of a nice comfy bed and take care of it!😊 

Oh Becky, you had us laughing so hard on the ride to work!!! Thank you for that story as we both could use it this morning. 😄 I would have to wait for a few days if Al wasn’t here, then would have poked it with a broom handle.🤣 I was scary looking and your imagination takes over, even though you’re positive there was no such creature!🙃 

ACBelle, I also catch and release 95% of the insects that make their way into the house or office, the other 5% gets hit with Raid. I am way too squeamish to ever squish anything, but that way to hilarious that they’re smashed beyond recognition!!😂🤣👍 

Mountainman, THAT WAS IT!!!😁 I asked my husband and he said that was the lure! How could you tell? It’s extremely creepy! NEVER LEAVE IT IN THE HOUSE AGAIN!😆🤣👍 

Thank you everyone for making my day a lot better!🌼😆