Jornal de northernmusician, 16 dez 14

Everyone ready to laugh and maybe just pee a little? I went to Smithers yesterday to do some Christmas shopping. There's this store there. You may have suspected that. Anyway. This store has a fudge counter. I'm staring at the counter - with lust in my eye I'm sure - and innocently overhear this conversation. (Honest.)

"Is this fudge good for an Atkin's diet?"

"All these fudges are - they're made with fructose instead of sugar so it goes into your bloodstream slower."

A blurt chortle escaped my lips, followed by an uncontrollable, near giggle (I don't giggle, I'm a guy). Then my whole body began to shake. There was an armless chair next to me. I dropped onto it. Tears began streaming from my eyes. Suddenly, gravity shifted and I found myself lying on the floor in hysterics incoherently gasping out the words "Atkin's diet fudge with fructose".

*Sigh* I don't think they're going to let me back into their store.

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1022 kcal

Líp: 51,57g | Prot: 73,75g | Carbs : 60,19g.   Almoço: Kraft Roasted Red Pepper Italian with Parmesan Dressing and Marinade, Lettuce Salad with Assorted Vegetables, Egg. Jantar: Corn, Macaroni, Ground Beef (Cooked). mais...