I'm in the middle of life and my body is really beginning to show it! I was more active until about two years ago; things have changed. I am finished with graduate school and working two or three jobs. I am finished raising children. I work full time as an English professor and I insist on taking summers off! This leaves a lot of time to lay around and read excellent books. I exercise most days of the week, but my calorie intake is obviously overwhelming the systems. It looks like I'm pregnant, but I know the name of the twins are Martini and Margarita.