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05 setembro 2024

Well this post is hawkward. My brother was a Dr of Zoology and his whole life was about identifying birds. His home is FULL of bird books, cameras, and photos of birds, never of people. While not a pun, a bird in the hand is worth two in the bush and isn’t worth taking all the tons of photos. 🙃

So this meme made me laugh soooo hard. What will I ever do with all the photos? Not food related sorry, but keeps robin me of time, sorting and packing. I see a flicker of hope of getting through it. Forgot to mention the shear water volume of the tons of bird food as well in his home. Like birds, most of my puns will go right over one's head.😁

I am down from the feather problems, sometimes I wonder Willet ever stop. Better go I am too full of bird puns. I am starting to sound like a loon.🦤🦩🐦‍⬛

Went out with friends last night and had pizza, not weighing in for sure. Not a pizza lover, but I will down it. 😋 Was gonna tell a pizza joke, but from what I’ve been heron, it's too cheesy. OUT...🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

Have a Tremendous Thursday and just smile, it will make a difference inside and brightens your whole day.🌺☀️

Trouble knocked at the door, but, hearing laughter, hurried away.

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02 setembro 2024

Even though Labor Day is over, pretty much, I want to thank everybody for the kind words and encouragement everyone has sent me. Thank you..💕

On that note, people should pray that I do not go out and steal someone’s dog. I am missing my little one so so much that there’s a big hole in my heart and in my home.

Look at that dog tied up outside the store … isn’t it cute? What if we kidnapped it? Nah! I’m just kidding.

I don’t want to take care of a dog again. Not that I’m not a dog person … I love dogs. But there’s so much stuff involved with taking care of a dog: walks for exercise, walks for the bathroom, picking up their poo by hand, paying for their food, the vet, toys. Plus, who can find the time to take care of a dog in the first place? Definitely not the guy who owns that dog tied him in front of the store.

I bet his owner SUCKS. Probably some gross trust fund yuppie that doesn’t know how to take care of something as easy as that sweet dog. This as*hole has probably never had to care for anything. Daddy’s money to the rescue!

I mean, do they even really want this dog? It’s been tied up outside the store for at least one, two minutes now…
How about if I just untie him, and if he wants to come with us, he’ll follow us when we walk away… that’s not us stealing. That’s him deciding to come with us using his own free will.

Just let me just give him a couple good kisses first…

Alright, we’re gonna walk away. You do you, pooch. That’s all we’d ever want for you is to be happy. Because we love you. Okay? And when we walk away you can either stay here or COME with us. Stay or COME… your choice…

COME ON, pooch! COME HERE, boy! COME!!!!

See I definitely need prayers and help in not stealing a pooch.🤣
At least I’d get my steps in.😁

Please realize I am joking, just miss my dog.🐾🐾💕

Have a Marvelous Monday Labor Day! 🌺☀️
I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning, happiness, and a dog.

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18 agosto 2024

I am surviving, don’t know what I weigh lately, least of my worries. Have been going to my brother’s on the weekends as he has passed and he was a bit of a hoarder with his older age. He is honestly making me a hoarder as I am taking his stuff home with us and it’s filling up my home. I believe he let his home go as he was depressed and not feeling well. I am lucky to be well, yet in June I was not well, so June was terrible. Then July came and my brother passed away, hated July!!!

Now my dog was attacked by a coyotes last week and he had to be put down, I hate August too now! I will miss him with all my heart. A perfect dog, yet not the cutest.

So we were going to my brother’s Saturday and the van broke down, it’s in the shop now, and we ended not going this weekend, and the van will be a the shop most of next week.

We fixed up my son’s car and picked it up Saturday for him and he drove it to work today and stated most of the gas is gone! I ignored him, but there was no thank yous just complaints. He’s impossible and hard to live with. I know he doesn’t like himself at all, so he is negative and only has negative things to say, very sad.☹️

I refuse to let life get me down!!! I am drinking my coffee and planning on organizing some of my brother’s stuff. Oh, and as we were in the driveway yesterday, getting ready to leave to my brother’s a UPS truck came and brought my brother’s ashes to us. Lucky the van was not working and we were still here. Now, my brother and his wife are together.🙃

I have been blessed in many ways, and I am grateful! I don’t know what the future holds, but I know I am having a busy day and ordering pizza tonight.🍕😋I know work is the greatest thing in the world to keep us healthy, so maybe I should save some of it for tomorrow.😁

On top of everything else our bedroom flooded from the washer breaking down. It turned out it was the sink and not the washer that broke down, it had a hole in the drain. It’s fixed now, but I still have to deal with a mess. Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is just to go insane. So I am not ignoring my Fat Secret, I am just taking one step at a time and trying to avoid stepping on snakes. 🥹🐍

Have a Stupendous Sunday! 🌺☀️💕
Remember a diamond is just a lump of coal that did well under pressure.

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02 agosto 2024

I’m just posting real quick to say I’ll be back soon. I’ve been going through quite a bit. My son has issues and he’s doing a little better, but on top of that the worst thing is my brother died. He was a doctor at UCLA, but retired. His wife died not quite a year ago, he was totally depressed, but that runs in our family anyway, especially my son.

It turns out my brother had a lot wrong with him, and he never told me. He was on all sorts of medication and I think he had the onset of cancer. One thing he always does is talk to me and for days he wasn’t answering his phone and that wasn’t like him. So on a Saturday my husband and I drove to his home to check on him. There were packages by his door that weren’t picked up, so I got extremely scared. I called the police to please come and check on my brother for I’m too scared to enter alone.

They were very quick. They came right away and called for back up. I never went in, but they did find him on his bed. He had died a natural death.

He told me he was constipated, probably from taking so many medication’s and then he knew he took way too many laxatives. He was drinking, and I didn’t know that. The doctor said you cannot take alcohol with laxatives for that equals a heart attack. I never entered his house that day. I’m still in shock.

I didn’t realize my brother was drinking. We talked all the time he never sounded drunk. He was way too depressed, and I never knew it cause he always sounded fine. Even when he told me how much she missed his wife he sounded OK.

He was the person I always leaned on and always knew I could count on to be there to back me up. Now the worse happens after death, the cleaning, sorting, and dealing with the mortuary and lawyers. Ahhhhhhhh!

Well, I wanted to let everyone know I will be back. I am still in shock and feel I need to call my brother, but his not there.😞

Enjoy this day for yesterday is gone and tomorrow is never promised. I love my FS family, be your best and strive to be even better.❤️🌺☀️

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth.

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10 julho 2024

I do love having covers even when I’m hot, go figure. I also wear slipper socks always, I may be weird, but don’t understand why people don’t, so cozy. It’s weird, I run very warm naturally, but at night, I will be hot and sweaty, but when I take my blanket off, suddenly freezing, so a blanket it is. Start each day with a positive thought like, I can go back to bed in 16 or 17 short hours.😁

Doing well on my diet, mostly because I don’t feel like eating much and I’m not sure why, maybe it’s emotions, want my son happy but it doesn’t seem to be in the cards. Just making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich today, just in case I don’t eat - not a big waste. I have eaten crap though. When you are stressed you tend to eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets because stressed spelled backward is desserts. 🙃

Have a Wonderful Wednesday!🌺☀️
When your children are teenagers, it’s important to have a dog so that someone in the house is happy to see you.

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