Jornal de Shrewdness, 29 mai 21

Shrewd, you always brighten my day! Woe to the man who forgets that old adage, "Happy wife, happy life." 

BTW, 💚 ⤵ 🌞 ! 

Shrewd, of course you won't gain this weekend! You will have only small portions of the wonderful things DH grills, and skip the things that are sugary processed crap not found in nature. You're going to start the firepit, enjoy your fireside coffee, go for hikes, set up/tear down, and burn burn burn calories! I have much faith in your ability to handle camping 💛  

Love that: "than the men that mention it". A couple of years ago when I was 118 my husband told me I was fat. You can imagine what I thought of him. One of my biggest chores is working on forgiveness. Have a wonderful time, peaceful, and joyous. Trees are so wonderful, God makes beautiful things. 

😂🤣😂🤣. we do enjoy living. if mine asks if she looks "insert question" me: you're bootyfull, beautiful, I meant beautiful her: 😒 me: 😬 let's go shopping!! 60% of the time, it works every time 😂🤣 She loves me 😁 lol.  

Shrewd, you're so funny. 🤣 Just finished listening to a Dateline podcast, you know where it's pretty much always the spouse who done it! Hope you have a wonderful time in the mountains. Maybe nibble your meals very slowly? 🐌🤷🏻‍♀️ 

enjoy 😉 

Enjoy the mountains Shrewd ❣️🏔 

Have fun and be safe! I too watch ID. My husband starts to look at me sideways cuz I am fasinated by all the forensic stuff ..😳 

Thanks Shirfleur!🌸 

You are the best cheerleader JustBananas!! Didn’t hike yesterday, will really try today!👍🌺 

Sorry Snowwhite, very insensitive, like my brother-in-law, he was saying horrible things to his fiancée all the time. Even her chin wasn’t perfect. She married him anyway, many many years later they’re still together, but I thought for sure she would be featured on ID.😁 The Lord gave us so many fun and fascinating things to enjoy and explore. Trees are better to study than birds as they don’t fly off when you’re trying to identify them.😆 

You’re so funny Jay!!👍😁 My husband is wise and always answers with caution ⚠️😆🤣 

Erq, as I am watching, ‘Buried in the Backyard’, my husband gives me sideway glances at times. 😁 

Becky, I sometimes listen to Dateline at work for I don’t listen to music. It is a show you don’t have to look at and is narrated well along with Forensic Files.😁 Being pretty good, need to go hiking. 👍🌼🌺 

Thank you Mariel!👍🌸 

Thank you Chef Sk.17. My husband will be making steaks, camping steaks not gourmet ones.😁 

That is funny Diana!! I just said the exact same thing about my husband! Good to keep them on their toes. 👍🤣