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Man, second time in three months, I have heard a loud noise here in Warsaw Indiana.. oh wait, it is the second time I have crossed over a major goal-- 80 lbs lost and gone forever!!!
A friend posted this on facebook, it was someone else's post (doubt it thought).. but it was pretty funny...
Seriously? SO I am at Walmart Ibuying a 50 lb bag of Dog food. While standing in line a lady behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else am I buying a bag of dog food, Right?>> So on impulse I told her no, I did not have a dog. “I am starting the dog food diet again! I probably shouldn’t because the last time I ended up in the hospital! I lost 50 lbs before I woke up in the ICU
with tubes coming out of every orifices and IV’s on both arms!” I told her that essentially it was a great diet. “All you do is load your pockets up with food nuggets, and every time you are hungry you pop one or two in your mouth. The food is nutritionally complete, so it works well. and I am going to try it again!” ( I should add that everyone in line is enthralled with my story by this time.) Horrified, this chick asked me if I ended up in the ICU as the result of the dog food poisoning me.
I told her no, I stepped off the curb to smell a poodle’s butt, and a car hit me!” I thought that the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack cause he was lauging so hard!
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133,1 kg
Perdidos até agora: 22,5 kg .
Ainda faltam: 44,6 kg .
Dieta cumprida: Razoavelmente Bem.
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1765 kcal
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Líp: 47,28g | Prot: 109,40g | Carbs : 236,32g.
Pequeno Almoço: Great Value Light Nonfat Yogurt, Aunt Millie's 35 Calorie Whole Grain Bread, Oscar Mayer 96% Fat Free Oven Roasted Turkey Breast & White Turkey. Almoço: Newman's Own Creamy French Dressing, McDonald's Premium Bacon Ranch Salad with Grilled Chicken, McDonald's Ice Cream Cone, McDonald's Premium Grilled Chicken Classic Sandwich (No Mayo). Jantar: Fiber One 90 Calorie Brownies - Chocolate Fudge, Lay's Original Baked Potato Chips, Subway 6" Applewood Pulled Pork. mais...
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A Perder 1,3 kg por Semana
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